Rachel: What did I do?? Id never heard anyone describe how hard it is quite like this, how violent it feels to yourself, once you know who you are but youre terrified of saying in the world: Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away, and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. Maybe two seasons, if that. You are a horrible person who never had a nice word to say about Finn Hudson, so dont you dare think for a second that he didn't hate you, too! My spouse and I have only gone to 1 event, Nik- this is the response that LW needed and I hope she sees it. Oh, no wait, wait a second, the assignment wasn't make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch, was it? And you know what? Santana leaves it all at Brittanys feet in that choir room, and so did Naya. Santana: I don't even think you need all these beauty products, Rachel, cause they're not really having the desired effect. I think it's noted somewhere she kept messing up and having to redo it all and had felt really bad. I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. Less than six months after the Rumors episode of Glee aired, my cousin got married. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. Twitter update! Thank you Naya. mouth like cats ass. You know the one. Santana: I would love for things to get physical. Loving Glee, a show that was decidedly out of the ordinary and something that a lot of people in my life looked down on, was considered weird and nerdy and after years of trying to blend in, Glee made me ready to stand out. I think its safe to say at this point that we all know Whitney Houston had at least one relationship with a woman but was made to suppress and obscure her sexuality, maybe even to herself, by an unforgivably racist and homophobic industry. Kurt I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne? The whole thing is played perfectly. Out of all the actors on Glee, she was the only one who could eviscerate with words in one scene, and break our hearts in the next. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, You know what, I Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. ". Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think? All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? Santana to Will, Blame It on the Alcohol. Is this not generally understood to be the greatest song Glee ever recorded? Also, she thinks youre a spritely, green, mythological creature, but I know youre a potato-eating poser. I like yeast in my bagel, but not in my muffin!. The only reason why the New Directions beat the Troubletones at Sectionals is because that pervy clown judge was freaking high as a kite. To younger millennials and older zoomers, Naya Rivera and her portrayal of Santana Lopez on Glee, the FOX show about a group of show choir misfits, is a vital and important pop culture figure. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves: "the finger wag", "the shoulder shimmy" and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips. Thank you, Finn, especially. cheese together or farted. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. What I realized What I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. Kurt: We had a pact. But you know what? Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? I wanna make a fake baby with you!". The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. First theres the pause. I have razor blades hidden in my hair. I don't want to hear any of this "We can't do it without her," because guess what? This is it. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. I love Santanas relationship with Brittany because obviously Brittana 4 Ever, but I also love how Santana is able to be vulnerable with Brittany in a way she wouldnt be with anyone else. Santana: That sounds like torture. And maybe that wouldve been more tolerable if the episode centered her feelings instead of Finns. Oh, come on. TINA: Sorry, Santana. Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. (Listen! Its not behind the scenes drama to simply state that there are less opportunities for Black Latina girls in Hollywood, those are the facts of structural racism. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. Sure did. Carl: I get that all the time. Its the tiny blue dress. Maybe I need Brittany: Sweet lady kisses. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. Unmatched sass and the best . Heres Naya Rivera, this Black Puerto Rican actress who fought so hard against the producers for Santanas coming out in the first place. We miss you. Naya Rivera, who played Glee's resident mean girl Santana Lopez, recently spilled some tea in her new book Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Marley: Why are you going through my bag? Usual estimated time is between three to eight minutes. feels like a fever dream that does NOT have a, I love this, please let me read your kinky biography. Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. Two choices: you stay here and I crack one of your nuts,right or left, that's your choice, or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. elaborate wet dreams. Oh, and also? Kurt: Can we talk about the giant elephant in the room? Maybe that has something to do with it. I'm Hispanic. One of my favourites is the group phone call in Season 1 where Santana says Sex is not dating and Brittany says If it was, Santana and I would be dating The fear in Nayas eyes it was those kind of small choices and background acting that led people to ship Brittana, and for Santana to become more than the bitchy cheerleader. Amber Riley and Naya Riveras voices together are raw power. Including the fact that its a two-time thing. Lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking. Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. I will never understand why these things happen. I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. Cast members and press alike have often fawned over the years that she could learn those iconic monologues the morning of shooting and never flub a line once during taping. [Will writes "SEXY" on the board.] [to Finn] Rachel's right, I haven't been fair to you. Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. Of course they have fake IDs. I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. But it was always such a relief. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. The strive to create a safer, and more comfortable sex-toy shopping experience for the Queer community and more specifically gender non-conforming, trans and non-binary people. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. Oh, and leave your credit card. Thank you, Finn, especially. Santana: Where he will be for the next hour scrubbing the drug shame off of his friction-less body. For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. But there are some smaller moments that I think are really worth remembering. Oh, please! Quinn: You have surgery when you get your Appendix out. I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. Just heard the news that trouty mouth is back in town. Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. You know what? Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. In the original, the unicorn was riding you. Santana: In theory. Brittany: Yeah, he's from Ireland. Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. I was one of my favs at the time. Santana: You should be our nations president. It was ordering my steps. She seems to be condoning this in the face of all logic. Love, Santana. Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance. Sam I am. Santana: Yeah, totally. Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. Homeless will be homeless for a while, that's sort of the problem. Lady Hummel called begging us to do an emergency intervention. I want to think it was because it truly meant something. Naya was captivating and talented and impossible to ignore, even before her character had a name. It was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope. It was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray. I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. How does that sound? Shes able to admit something embarrassing like her desire to just fit in, and, maybe more significantly, her knowledge that even with her cheerleader beauty she really does not. Brittany: Really? Mr. Schuester: First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers. I Beg! As the camera cuts in tight. Santana: Youre a liar. Rachel: No. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. Gunther: I take this! Santana to Sue and New Directions, Extraordinary Merry Christmas. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. Maybe he got tired of watching Its crazy because I live in the other half of the word, but it felt like losing a friend. Santana: He has no game. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. Brittany: OK. Puck's super fine. On Shameless, when Fiona told Monica about how she has raised all of her siblings. Santana, about Quinn and Finn, Silly Love Songs. Maybe that Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. Feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. The cast of Glee reunites during the virtual ceremony for the 32nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards for a special tribute to the legacy of the late Naya Rivera's ch. But Santana was too bright, too once-in-a-lifetime, and Naya Rivera worked too hard at her career for far too long, taking bit commercials and one-off guest stars since she was a child, for this not to be her moment. By that point I had felt that way for years. We humanize terrible white men in our society in large part because white men are often the only people we humanize in our stories. The kind of lesbians who would allow straight people to wrap themselves up in the cozy fantasy that gay people are just like them. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. Kurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because with Berry and those tights, we don't stand a chance. And you know what? Santana: Hottest guys in school. Santanas terrified that the rumors floating around McKinley are about to ruin Santanas life, but maybe having Brittany will have made it all worth it. So why am I talking about this? I've waited 5 years for this. Okay, okay. You're a genius, Brittany. I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. Theres a brief moment after Kurt is elected prom queen as a cruel joke that Santana rushes out of the room crying. You know, and the only thing that can keep you from freezing to death is to have good friends around you to keep you warm. I dont think people dont like it as much as they never think about it or talk about it, but it was one of my favorite covers they did. #teens. Bummer, about Blaine, he was pretty, he shouldnt have gotten in the way though that slushie was meant for Kurt. If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! Look, I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top yet, either. Santana: Up her butt. I mean, just because I hate everybody doesnt mean they have to hate me too, she cries. I dont know how! Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. He literally just said that. Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. The transcendent vulnerability, more than weve ever seen from Santana. I just can't. Thank you for your bravery, your fire, your swag, your humor, and your craft. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. One, leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because theyre gay. Aren't you were paying. Is that how peoples lips look where you come from in the South? He's made of magic. I rarely get genuinely upset over celebrity deaths, but yours hit me hard queen. Santana: Oh, I know! Santana. If he doesnt get it then he doesnt deserve to have you as his campaign manager. if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. She's dating Jesse. 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